Best of luck with your surgery. Make sure they don't leave anything in there.
Back in the day, I was in the hospital for an appendectomy. I had this hot nurse (red head and green eyes) that Roy was all fired up about. Then she brought in the enema bottle and a bed pan and that kinda took the wind out of my sails.
And now, my daughter is in OSU nursing school so my hot nurse fantasy has gone by the wayside.