Re: Inspirational Sayings
Originally Posted by 757690
If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling.
Jack Handy called his lawyer.
The widow is gathering nettles for her children's dinner; a perfumed seigneur, delicately lounging in the Oeil de Boeuf, hath an alchemy whereby he will extract the third nettle and call it rent. ~ Carlyle