Re: Foot in Mouth Moments
My girlfriend showed my a pic of herself, and I did something incredibly stupid. I told her the truth. I told her the picture was bad and made her look fat. Yeah, that didn't turn out so well.
I tried to explain to her that I was talking about the picture, that it was bad because it made her look fat when she wasn't fat, but all she heard was me saying the word "fat" over and over again. All she said was, "I can't believe you think I'm fat."
To get her to stop crying, I told her that I thought she as beautiful as the day I met her, to which she replied, "You thought I was fat when you met me?" and cried even louder.
Moral of the story: never use the "F" word in front of your girlfriend.
"I donít know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody".