Re: Foot in Mouth Moments
Will never live it down, and probably shouldn't...
15 years ago on our anniversary and out to dinner with my wife (who is a "D" cup - it's germane to the story). It's homecoming at the local high school and all these young ladies are coming into the restaurant where we're having dinner, most of them wearing very revealing dresses.
And I ask my wife: "Did your breasts used to look like that when you were younger."
Dinner over. Still married. Still not forgiven.