[TeamBoone]

Change the inscription, add my name, and have it blown up at Kinko's. Send it to him after he hits his 500th (or just before with some kind of inscription that tell's him Zoners are behind him all the way and beyond). Better yet, physically present it to someone in the Red's FO to give it to him... that way, you can be fairly sure he'll receive it (or send it to Hal to give to him).