[SteelSD]

Payflex

With apologies to Duran Duran

You gone too far this time
Cause you just called up Joe Valentine
I tell you somebody’s fooling around -
With the Reds’ record on the danger line
Maybe we’ll make that trade if we find it
Or cut some salary on-demand, oh..
High time is no time for deciding
The pitching might need a helping hand, oh..

So why don’t you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy arms to lose it

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The payflex is Jason Romano, flailing in the park
The payflex is in charge of finding Todd Jones treasure in the dark
Hoping that Van Poppel saves us, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark

We’re on a ride and I want to get off
But they keep claiming they’re down and out
They sold the Reitsma and the batting cage net
Is Bowden happy now that he got out?

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The payflex teases Dan O’Brien, waits for phone calls in the dark
The payflex searches the waiver wire, claims cheap players on a lark
Thinking Brian Reith will hold them, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark

(chorus) (chorus)

The payflex is Jason Romano, flailing in the park
The payflex is in charge of finding Todd Jones treasure in the dark
Hoping that Van Poppel saves us, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark

Oh, the payflex what a game he’s holding all the cards
The payflex squeezes every dollar even with a new ball yard
Feeling that Phil Norton’s useful, isn’t that bizarre?
Every little thing the payflex does leaves you answered with a
Question mark