Re: FA Announcement This Afternoon.
Originally Posted by pedro
Reds Sign "Philly Phanatic"
Published: December 15, 2004 (AP)
The Reds today announced the signing of free agent mascot "philly phanatic" away from the city of Philadelphia. Reds General Manager Dan O'Brien said that this move was made on behalf of the "fans" and expressed hope that this would once and for all squash rumours about the Reds organizational commitment to winning, or lack thereof, and pleaded with all those that haven't yet to "for the love of god, buy season tickets before John Allen turns into a gargoyle". O'Brien also indicated that the "fanatic" would be renamed "Numbers the Accounting Clown" to better fit the image of the franchise.
Bah! They could have done better. Youppi was going to be non-tendered.
The motel of lost companions
Waits with heated pool and bar