Re: Your "I just don't get it" list
I don't get:
Why Britney Spears is popular. She's trash, and there are plenty of other pretty girls in the world.
NASCAR, same reason as Phoenix.
Wanting to live in a cold weather climate
People who are mean to homeless people
Not wanting to be employed
Cats. Why do people want these as pets. They only want to be around you like 30 seconds a day and the rest of the time they look at you like you're invading their privacy.
Oprah. Just don't get why she's so poplular, she's rude to most of her average audience members from what I've seen. Even the ones she does stuff for, she's acts like she'd rather not do it.
Michael Jackson. You make me believe in aliens.
"Designer" purses: Why in the hell would you spend $600 on a purse? You can buy one that looks similar for $40.
Phish. Never understood the attraction. Decent instrumental play, but lyrics are terrible and the concert atmosphere sucks.
Sushi and caviar. Raw fish and fish eggs? Ich. I'll take mine beer battered over and open flame by the cabin, thanks.
I'm going to wrap it up now. I could go on, and on, and on, but I won't.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.