Re: Your "I just don't get it" list
reality TV - what's real about it? The Real Gilligan's Island? And all this time I thought it was just a bad sitcom.
lobster - love fresh seafood. But they give you this little fork, tell you to crack the thing open, and then fight to find any meat. And I'm still hungry after I'm done.
body piercing - and your point is?
tattoos - and your point is?
high profile media coverage of murder trials - OJ, Scott Petterson, Robert Blake. What makes you guys so much better and deserving of such coverage/attention over any other murderer?
atheists - why such a furor over someone who doesn't exist?
Bush is stupid - and where are you at in life that somehow makes you so much more intelligent?
progressive thinkers - progressive in what way? Are the rest of us then regressive thinkers? And all this time I thought my sloping forehead was from sleeping face down.
Marilyn Manson - you've got to be kidding me?
goth - black and pale is such a lively color combination. What do ytou mean I'm not management material??
yoga - My mind will be alot clearer once someone helps me uncross my legs and get out of this position.
teeth whitening - dentists across America want to thank you.
Islamic martyrs - do you actually believe that God has 70 virgins waiting for you on the other side for a suicide bombing of the innocent? Where did these virgins come from?
computer viruses - don't you geeky 16 yr old boys have anything better to do just because you can't get a date, and they haven't found a cure for acne? Why take it out on us?
"panic" only comes from having real expectations
Last edited by GAC; 12-18-2004 at 09:51 PM.