Originally posted by Red LvJ
[ ] Infielder
[ ] Outfielder
[ ] Starting Pitcher
[ ] Ace Pitcher
[ ] Entire team (Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a
specific team - $10 per minute)
[ ] Alex Rodriguez (Higher cost: $60,000 per day)
[ ] Tom Hicks (desperately needs funds for yacht payments, Bushie Presiduncial Campaign donations).
Cash only, please.