Originally Posted by westofyou
Yep, but in this case the Reds have been sleeping in the open air.
And what does it matter if the wolf comes?
They already know he's coming.
That's why you start buying bricks. Maybe you don't get the house completed by the time the wolf shows up on opening day, but the strawhouse isn't any different than sleeping in the open air. Survive as best you can, keep building with bricks and then someday when the wolf shows you'll be warming your hocks from the barcalounger in front of your fireplace.
If you really needed some straw there's always the Jamey Wrights and Ron Villones of the world.