Re: It's now illegal to dress the way you want in Virginia
Stripes with plaid.
When I cut the back yard, I take off my shirt to get some sun. Mothers throughout the nieghborhood gather up their children to prevent them from seeing the heinous sight of my 27 acre body. My son calls me Moby. Arrrrrr!!!!
Winter, spring, summer, or fall
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