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Originally Posted by CougarQuest
The show they taped from Denver was hilarious. The one where the guy was talking about being newly married and his wife not being a good cook. She fixed something that he couldn't tell what it was, so he fed it to his dog. The dog eats a bit of it and started licking his ass and the wife pointed at the dog and asked "What's he doing". He replies, "Looks to me like he's trying to get rid of that taste in his mouth".
Cracked me up. I had tears in my eyes.
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That was the one that really cracked me up CQ. Last night at work, every time I ran that skit through my mind, I was laughing like mad.... trying to get the taste out of his mouth! :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:
His wife thinks the smoke detector is a timer.
Also loved the one where he was using his dog to artificial inseminate other dogs. The vet tells him that he'll show him how to get the sperm himself, and that way he won't have to bring the dog to the vet everytime. He replies... "Yeah, right Doc. The dog follows me around enough as it is!
