Re: Woman impaled in tub for 6 hours
And in other news..
A lady recently got her toe stuck in the drain as she finished her bath. Despite her husbands valient attempts at freeing her from the prediciment, he was forced to call 9-1-1 for help. Before help could arrive, the embarrassed woman asked for something to cover herself with. Quickly thinking, the husband handed her his hat. As the paramedics arrived, the woman placed the hat over her lap. The lead paramedic, after surveying the scene stated, "We can save the toe but the guy in the hat is a goner."
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