yeah, but in order to know that was in the article, I would actually have to take the time to read a press release. I haven't quite sunk to that level of desperation yet. I draw the line at cereal boxes.
(I may disavow the previous paragraph at any time, especially if I happen to get the job writing press releases that I tested for today
(on a side note, is it a bad sign when a person puts more effort into his "reason for editing" than he does into the post itself?)