Re: Funny Stuff You've Heard People Say
Way way back in college days, we were sitting around (at the Out'r'Inn for those familiar with the Ohio State scene) doing what we did best - drink those 70-cent Natural Light longnecks, talking about sports and watching girls and talking about girls and watching sports.
Anyway, one particular good looking, fairly short and compact girl walked past. My one buddy (who creek knows so well) just blurted out,
"You know, a taller body would accentuate..."
(at this point all of our jaws were dropping because he used the word "accentuate"! - we could not wait to hear what eloquent analysis of this particular female would come next! - unfortunately he continued) -
"....the goodness of her butt."
I don't think any of us could talk or even breathe for about 20 minutes.
"I'm virtually free to do whatever I want, but I try to remember so is everybody else..." - Todd Snider