Re: Funny Stuff You've Heard People Say
My brother, to me, in a snit, "I've got more brains in my whole body than you have in your little pinky!"
Braging about his guitar playing, he claimed that he had "inept ability" and that he's very "autistic".
On a San Francisco bus, two withered hillbilly-ish women get on and sit across from a saucer-eyed, acid-casualty with a very full beard. One of the women looks at him and says out loud, "He looks like the wolfman!". The other, trying to soften her friends rude comment with a joke, says, "he wishes he had the wolfman's money."
From that day forward, my friends and I will speak of someone being "wolfman rich".
The widow is gathering nettles for her children's dinner; a perfumed seigneur, delicately lounging in the Oeil de Boeuf, hath an alchemy whereby he will extract the third nettle and call it rent. ~ Carlyle