Oh MAN. Some of this made me laugh so hard I was crying!
Great work. Two comments:
1. Neagle was NOT left off the Yankees' 2000 postseason roster. He pitched in both the ALCS and the World Series (14 2/3 innings total), going 0-2.
2. May I suggest you include a link to the Bichette spitter article, for those who didn't understand the joke