Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Cartman: I've been licking this carpet for three days and I still don't feel like a lesbian.
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
- - Rowdy Roddy Piper
"It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
- - Fletch