Re: "It's tough to hide a 10-foot weenie"
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight
You've got all the makings of my future ex-wife.
I've got three bucks, my credit sucks, and my future dont look too bright.
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.
Some say im dishonest, and a lazy no good slob.
I've got no house, I've got no car, I cant keep a job
But I've got a big heart, and another part, take me home you'll understand.
Because my genetalia looks like a Pringles can.
Originally Posted by savafan
I've read books about sparkling vampires who walk around in the daylight that were written better than a John Fay article.