Re: Looks like it's gonna be Euro-Neverland for Jacko...
I'd recommend Portugal. Its sunny, dirt-cheap and has no extradition treaty with the U.S.
The widow is gathering nettles for her children's dinner; a perfumed seigneur, delicately lounging in the Oeil de Boeuf, hath an alchemy whereby he will extract the third nettle and call it rent. ~ Carlyle