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Originally Posted by Dom Heffner
For a second, I thought I had a lot more to drink last night than I actually did.
This thread is from 2004. Whew.
And RBA- thanks for snoping the rumor out. I thought it was true myself until I read that. These guys amaze me.
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Whats even more amazing is that both sides are guilty of it. So I hope you're not trying to feign some sort of innocence here Dom for your side.
Both sides can spend eternity sighting penny-ante stories about frivolous political spending by the other party.
On the lighter side...
Before his infamous haircut on the tarmac, Clinton asked his stylist Christophe, "How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?"
Christophe replied just ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous. An hour and fifteen minutes later, Clinton looked into the mirror in horror and Christophe handed him a bill for $200.
Clinton gasped, "You took too long, it doesn't look that great, and it is costing me ten times more than you said!"
Christophe replied, "That makes us even."