Re: Inventor Of TV Dinner Dies At Age 83
RIP. My father would have led a much less happy existence had he not had the Hungry Man dinners to munch on night after night.
There is a great late night joke in here somewhere.
I remember when the owner of a very large movie theater chain died, and David Letterman said that his funeral would be held at 1:00, 3:15, 7:25, and 10:30.
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg