Re: Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock
The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out.
I guess he was locked and loaded.
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--Former Reds GM Wayne Krivsky, on why he didn't fly Josh Hamilton to Colorado for one game.
"...its money well-spent. Don't screw around with your freedom."
--Roy Tucker, on why you need to lawyer up when you find yourself swimming with sharks.