Re: Anyone ever vacationed in Australia?
Yes, but on the way back, my plane crashed and I'm stuck on this god forsaken island with a crazy french woman and polar bears. Polar bears? Struck me as odd too, but I stear clear of them. Anyway, I triangulated a signal to email this to you. If there are some unsavory characters, don't get on the plane.
Madness is like gravity....all it needs is a little push.
Why so serious?