While I have just begun perusing the Reds 2006 "tent-sched," one particular series already seems to jump off the screen at me...From September 4th-6th, there's a West Coast team that will make its only trip to GABP in 2006. Hint
: Within this team's outfield resides a certain pumpkin-headed, media bashing, serial-fornicating racist...(that's right, a "PHMBSFR")
Now, taking into consideration the average HR/AB that this PHMBSFROF has averaged througout his career--and given the likelihood that this outfielder will be given considerable days off throughout the 2006 season--Blimpie's computer hereby projects that a certain fabled home run record stands a 83.45 % chance of falling during this home series. Mods, feel free to archive this thread if you must...
Thus, I move that we all try to purchase every OF seat available for that series. That way, we can easily abscond a souvenir from said fabled record and hold it hostage for a king's ransom. Either that, or we can agree to donate it to the HOF on the condition that we may take a Sharpie and write a big......giant......" *
" on the sweet spot. Okay, so who's with me?