Re: Favorite Seinfeld episodes?
What was great about this show was some of the phraseology and expressions that sprung...
"Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body." - Jerry
"You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm." - George
"Hawaii... The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to lick the stamps." - Newman
A couple from an exchange between George and his Mother....
"I think we really need to be in front of the television set. You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture."
"I'm out there, George."
"You're not out there."
"I am too."
"You're not out there. You can't be because I am out there. And if I see you out there there's not enough voltage in this world to electro-shock me back into coherence."
"You know what a good mechanic is worth? You can't compare that to sex." - Jerry
"Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?"
"Of course we have a deal. They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation." - George and Jerry
"It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
- George, on Elaine's dancing style, in "The Little Kicks"
"panic" only comes from having real expectations