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savafan · 10-17-2005, 09:34 AM

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Breast enhancements need not only be about looks and sex appeal. They could soon have a functional purpose too.

A company is currently developing a microchip that stores music files and can be built into a breast implant, the Sun reports.

BT Futurology apparently intend on developing a musical double act for the bosoms, which would see an MP3 player installed in one mammary, and music files in the other.

The whole ensemble could then be managed via Bluetooth wireless technology.

Company analyst Ian Pearson said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative.

"If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

10-17-2005, 09:34 AM	#1
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