[Blimpie]

6:15:20 AM

Dean Taylor sends an email to DanO with a panicked tone. Apparently, word has leaked about the morning's binder purchase and the impact was both immediate and dramatic.

The Los Angeles Dodgers have informed Dean Taylor that they have located 6,000 Blue "D-Ring" binders that were found in the trunk of Tommy Lasorda's Grand Prix. While Tommy was terminated for office theft post haste, the Dodgers seem to be anxious to see what the market might yield for these binders that are "proven and with veteran office experience." DanO instructs Dean Taylor to offer nothing more than Homer Bailey and $50,000 to acquire these "once in a lifetime" office supplies.

DanO composes memo to Castellini about the feasibility study regarding a name change for the organization: Cincinnati Blueballers