Re: Tell-tale parrot exposes cheating girlfriend
I have no doubt he was looking out for me.”
I would never make it as a reporter because I would have asked a follow-up to this ridiculous statement.
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg