Re: Tell-tale parrot exposes cheating girlfriend
She added: “I’m surprised to hear he’s got rid of that bloody bird; he spent more time talking to it than he did to me."
Sweetie, that's probably because the average African Gray is smarter than you.
Heck, your average African Gray is smarter than 75% of the girls I've ever dated. That's ok though because we're talking about the Einsteins of the parrot world. I've found the real litmus test is the Moluccan cockatoo. If your girlfriend is dumber than one of those, you've got real issues.
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