Re: Gimme your all-time favorite Seinfeld lines:
I was in the pool!
But are you the master of your domain?
A Festivus for the rest of us
Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm.
I think we really need to be in front of the television set. You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture.
I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
It went straight to video. That makes me the premiere.
"panic" only comes from having real expectations