Re: Your favorite lines from MAJOR LEAGUE
Dorn's wife - Hello
Vaughn - Hello. I'm afraid I'm not much company tonight. Job Troubles. I'm a ballplayer.
Dorn's wife - I know who you are. And I don't chase ball players.
Vaughn - Then why DID you come over here?
Dorn's wife - because you are the sexiest man I have ever laid eyes on and you look like you could use a friend.
(Vaughn thinks - nods - points)
Vaughn - Check, please.
The line isn't all that funny - but the facial expression on Vaughn was classic.
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.