Originally Posted by westofyou
I know of an instance when the dog ate the hand of the deceased, mmmmm hand.
Whaa? I thought we and dogs had a deal!!!
NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU...
Oh wait...this just in front the dog union....they would like to add a resolution to their indentured companion services contract modifying the language slightly.
"NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU......unless said hand has become stricken with rigormortis and, thus, physically unable to feed you. Subsequent to this unthinkable scenario:
1) close your eyes
2) think of Snausages
3) begin gnawing on your former master."
Well, it appears that everything is in order with the whole "hand-eating incident." My apologies to the canine population worldwide.