Re: Bronson's Red's Debut: Game Thread for 3/25 vs. the Twinkies
Liriano back on the mound. Reds looking to do some more damage, just because that's the only thing they do well, generally.
1.) Austin Kearns works the count full, pimping is #P/PA stat, before gracefully exiting via the whiff. Maybe with those big ears, he'd be better off doing the Daredevil thing and closing his eyes to use the one sense God must've truly blessed him with.
2.) Jason LaRue grounds out. Marty and Steve go off on the linguistics of spring training and encourage fans not to get caught up in spring training numbers. Especially those belonging to Tony Womack.
3.) Bronson Arroyo with the stick. Marty acts as Arroyo's road manager and encourages Cincinnati local tavern owners to book Arroyo's act. Apparently he's never heard Bronson plaay. Bronson chops it to 3rd and is thrown out. He goes back to the dugout, obviously mad, stating that in Boston they never made him hit.
After 2, Reds 2 - Twinks 1.
23 Years and Counting...
Last edited by Caveat Emperor; 03-25-2006 at 02:37 PM.