Re: Ugeth Urbina
He can come out like Ricky Vaughn -
Freel - Man, what league you been playing in?
Urbina - Venezuala Penal League.
Freel - Never heard of it, how did you get there.
Urbina - Tried to Lop off a head or two.
(Freel's mouth goes into a big "O".)
In a more serious note - SI did a story on Ozzie Gullien recently - he's a good friend of Urbina's. I figure if Urbina walks, he might wear out a pair of shoes to try to get to Chicago to play for his friend.
Down there - exhortion seems like a common place.
Wow, Philly gave up Placido Polanco for Ugie. All Sales final.
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
Last edited by Heath; 04-18-2006 at 05:32 PM.