[Heath]

With apologies to Fred Astaire, & the old Christmas Carol, "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"...here's a modified version of the old song for Donnie Baby.



You better watch out
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why
Donald Fehr is coming to town.........

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Donald Fehr is coming to town.

He sees you when you're stealin' third
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been served a paternity suit
So be good for goodness sake

ohhhhhhhhhh
You better watch out
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why
Donald Fehr is coming to town.........

With big union lawyers
And steroids going down
Stealing Pension funds
and kicking Richie Phillips to the ground
Donald Fehr is coming to town.

The boys in Big League Baseball Land
Will a having a jubilee
As Barry Bonds breaks down
as they remember when the drugs were free.

OHHHHHH...
You better watch out
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why
Donald Fehr is coming to town.........
Donald Fehr is coming to town.........