Originally Posted by Dom Heffner
I always wondered why UFOs had lights, anyway. Seems to me if they could travel all the way across the galaxy, they wouldn't need to put little white flashbulbs on their ship.
If the bulb goes out, I wonder if they can get a replacement at Wal-Mart?
The theory is that that is why they keep coimng back.... for more light bulbs, because their planet is a WalMart-free zone.
So let this be a lesson to you earthlings.