Turn Off Ads?
Page 3 of 3 FirstFirst 123
Results 31 to 33 of 33

Thread: Todd Helton arrested on DUI

  1. #31
    RaisorZone Raisor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    Charlotte, Nc
    Posts
    15,149

    Re: Todd Helton arrested on DUI

    Quote Originally Posted by Blitz Dorsey View Post
    Lolz at the people who think he was just going there to buy lottery tix. His drunk arse was on a beer run!
    If you can't take a drunk at 230am at his word, who can you?
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

  2. Likes:

    cincinnati chili (02-13-2013), MikeThierry (02-11-2013), traderumor (02-11-2013)

  3. Turn Off Ads?
  4. #32
    Unsolicited Opinions traderumor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Right Down Broadway
    Posts
    18,610

    Re: Todd Helton arrested on DUI

    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    If you can't take a drunk at 230am at his word, who can you?
    Of course, that assumes you properly understood the slurred answer to the question of "sir, how much have you had to drink as "about 2 or 3." To quote Margaret Houlihan (and others), "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
    Can't win with 'em

    Can't win without 'em

  5. #33
    All Fired Up Revering4Blue's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    NE Indiana
    Posts
    1,504

    Re: Todd Helton arrested on DUI

    Quote Originally Posted by traderumor View Post
    Of course, that assumes you properly understood the slurred answer to the question of "sir, how much have you had to drink as "about 2 or 3." To quote Margaret Houlihan (and others), "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
    Often followed by "Ociffer."
    "I have just been more than a little suspect of all the trades since the Willy (Scott Williamson) cash grab. That one left such a bad taste in my mouth that even a 1985 Dom Pérignon couldn't cleanse it." -- Creek14


Turn Off Ads?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Board Moderators may, at their discretion and judgment, delete and/or edit any messages that violate any of the following guidelines: 1. Explicit references to alleged illegal or unlawful acts. 2. Graphic sexual descriptions. 3. Racial or ethnic slurs. 4. Use of edgy language (including masked profanity). 5. Direct personal attacks, flames, fights, trolling, baiting, name-calling, general nuisance, excessive player criticism or anything along those lines. 6. Posting spam. 7. Each person may have only one user account. It is fine to be critical here - that's what this board is for. But let's not beat a subject or a player to death, please.

Thank you, and most importantly, enjoy yourselves!


RedsZone.com is a privately owned website and is not affiliated with the Cincinnati Reds or Major League Baseball


Contact us: Boss | GIK | BCubb2003 | dabvu2498 | Gallen5862 | LexRedsFan | Plus Plus | RedlegJake | redsfan1995 | The Operator | Tommyjohn25