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Thread: From The Onion: Baseball's Biggest Moves

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    From The Onion: Baseball's Biggest Moves

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    Arizona Diamondbacks: Managed to trade their most valuable assets for minimal returns, making this one of their best offseasons ever

    Los Angeles Angels: Signed Josh Hamilton knowing hed feel right at home in L.A. amongst the millions of other recovering cocaine addicts

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    It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice... It merely required no character.

    ― Joseph Heller, Catch 22


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    Re: From The Onion: Baseball's Biggest Moves

    I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire; that was pretty much true.
    "What would your feelings be, seriously, if your cat or your dog began to talk to you, and to dispute with you in human accents? You would be overwhelmed with horror. I am sure of it. And if the roses in your garden sang a weird song, you would go mad." --Arthur Machen

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