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Thread: From The Onion: Baseball's Biggest Moves

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    OlafTheBlack Dan's Avatar
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    From The Onion: Baseball's Biggest Moves

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    Arizona Diamondbacks: Managed to trade their most valuable assets for minimal returns, making this one of their best offseasons ever

    Los Angeles Angels: Signed Josh Hamilton knowing hed feel right at home in L.A. amongst the millions of other recovering cocaine addicts

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    Sabermetrics can be boiled down to this simple truism: A batter's goal is to extend the inning. Extend enough innings and you're going to score runs. Extend more innings than your opponent and you're going to score more runs than him.

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    Re: From The Onion: Baseball's Biggest Moves

    I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire; that was pretty much true.
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