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Thread: From The Onion: Baseball's Biggest Moves

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    OlafTheBlack Dan's Avatar
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    From The Onion: Baseball's Biggest Moves

    Some NSFW language: Link

    Arizona Diamondbacks: Managed to trade their most valuable assets for minimal returns, making this one of their best offseasons ever

    Los Angeles Angels: Signed Josh Hamilton knowing hed feel right at home in L.A. amongst the millions of other recovering cocaine addicts

    * snip *
    Sabermetrics is this: A batter's goal is to extend the inning. Extend enough innings and you're going to score runs. Extend more innings than your opponent and you're going to score more runs than him.

    Forget the rain. It's never an official game until the Reds piss away a run between third base and home plate. - Bluegrass Redleg


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    Re: From The Onion: Baseball's Biggest Moves

    I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire; that was pretty much true.

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