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    Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    Not sure if this is baseball related, but is sure is awesome :-)

    http://gawker.com/5985210/jose-canse...ium=socialflow

    Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCanseco

    Gravity had to be weaker to make dinosaurs nimble
    1:29 AM - 19 Feb 13

    Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCanseco

    The land was farther away from the core and had much less gravity so bigness could develop and dominate
    1:36 AM - 19 Feb 13

    Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCanseco

    I may not be 100% right but think about it. How else could 30 foot leather birds fly?
    1:38 AM - 19 Feb 13
    "Man, the pitch looks fast, even in slow motion." Thom Brennaman on Chapman's fastball.

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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    There was a good Twitter exchange between Jose and the Louisville Bats last night too. Something about his take on animal echolocation and the Horseshoe bat which he parlayed into 36 inch L'ville Sluggers making anything fly and solicited an invite to Slugger Field for a Homerun Derby.

    Which, by the way, I would support fully.

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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    Quote Originally Posted by 757690 View Post
    Not sure if this is baseball related, but is sure is awesome :-)

    http://gawker.com/5985210/jose-canse...ium=socialflow
    Oh dear lord. It's just scary how sad that is. Wow. His teachers must be so proud.
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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    He must have been pondering this theory when that ball bounced off his head for a home run.

    I hope Keanu Reeves plays him in the miniseries!

    WHOA!

    "Bring on Rod Stupid!"

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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    In Jose's world, he's a genius.

    He could be one of Penny's old boyfriends on Big Bang Theory.

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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    He's not Penny worthy.

    He ranks below the guy that likes Archie Comics.
    Suck it up cupcake.

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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    Isn't Arnold going to play Canseco in his autobiography?
    "I can't take this homerism anymore." - 10xWSChamps, August 11, 2010. A Cardinals fan having a problem with all the homerism on Redszone. Classic.

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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    His twitter is almost too good to be true. Is it in any way possible that he is just trolling everyone?

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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    Quote Originally Posted by bigredmechanism View Post
    His twitter is almost too good to be true. Is it in any way possible that he is just trolling everyone?
    If it were anyone other than Jose, I'd think you were right. "Bigness??"
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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    Just too good. Sig-worthy.
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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    Someone needs to put him in touch with Stephen Hawking. Have them co-write a book.

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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    Quote Originally Posted by marcshoe View Post
    Someone needs to put him in touch with Stephen Hawking. Have them co-write a book.
    A collaboration between those two would cause the world as we know it to end.
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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    Quote Originally Posted by marcshoe View Post
    Someone needs to put him in touch with Stephen Hawking. Have them co-write a book.
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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigLebowski View Post
    A collaboration between those two would cause the world as we know it to end.
    I heard both are experts on strippers, so I guess they have something in common.
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    Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity

    Carl Everett can think of at least one thing wrong with this theory.
    "Since I've been with the Reds in 1989, we've never had a farm system this loaded," Bowden said. "If we were the New York Yankees and had unlimited dollars, we could have traded for Colon, (Jeff) Weaver, Rolen, (Cliff) Floyd, (Kenny) Rogers and Finley and gotten them all -- and still held onto our top five prospects. That's an amazing statement."


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