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    Joey Votto is...

    Joey Votto is...
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    He's like "The Sisko" from DS9 -- except way cooler and more Canadian.
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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    ...amazingly lucky*


    * that they pitched to him. that two fielders couldn't glove it. of course, he's also seriously talented.
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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    ...The best Red since Bench.
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    ...The best Red since Bench.
    Was going to suggest Larkin but, on second thought, think I agree.
    Reds & Nats, 2013 LCS. Take2 (9/13) Reds but no Nats

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Quote Originally Posted by Caveat Emperor View Post
    He's like "The Sisko" from DS9 -- except way cooler and more Canadian.
    Depends on which Sisko.

    Insert photo of season one Sisko

    Insert photo of bad ass Sisko.

    Don't make me choose between bad ass sisko and Votto.

    I'd still chooise Votto, but I'd stay awake at night.
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    A red for life!!!

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    ...The celeb endorsment starbucks has been waiting for.

    AFAIK, starbucks has never had an endorsement deal with a celeb.

    This needs to happen.

    "Hello, eh. My name is Joey Votto, baseball mvp, fancy coffee drinker"
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    ...The best fancy coffee drinking, expensive shirt wearing, pedicure wearing, baseball player on the planet.
    "I donít know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody".
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    traded to the Baltimore Orioles along with Johnny Cueto and Homer Bailey for Erik Bedard.
    "Since I've been with the Reds in 1989, we've never had a farm system this loaded," Bowden said. "If we were the New York Yankees and had unlimited dollars, we could have traded for Colon, (Jeff) Weaver, Rolen, (Cliff) Floyd, (Kenny) Rogers and Finley and gotten them all -- and still held onto our top five prospects. That's an amazing statement."

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    ...Never ever going to sign a long term deal with the Reds.
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Thread title has me unable to think of anything other than naked cherubs.

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Joey Votto is. Period.
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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Pretty good at baseball.
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