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    Never going to be pitched to in a clutch situation ever again.
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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Quote Originally Posted by M2 View Post
    Thread title has me unable to think of anything other than naked cherubs.

    First of all, get out of my brain.

    Second of all, this is a family site. Krono is going to be embarrased by the nudity.
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    pronounced Ottov Yeoj backwards.
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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Quote Originally Posted by George Anderson View Post
    pronounced Ottov Yeoj backwards.
    Thank you, Mr. Carey.
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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    ...featured on an episode of "The Cleveland Show". Apparently, as well as his well known nickname of Vottomatic, is also known as "Canadian Bakin'".

    http://cleveland.wikia.com/wiki/Joey_Votto
    Domo Arigato, Here Comes Joey Votto

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    the face of Major League Baseball

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    the man.

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    ... A lumberjack and he's okay
    He sleeps all night and he works all day
    He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
    He goes to the lavat'ry
    On Wednesdays he goes shopping (for designer shirts)
    And has buttered scones with (his fancy coffee.)

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    I wondered what happened to Fred Savage after The Wonder Years. LOL

    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    ...is "Wild Thing" Ricky Vaughn from Major League
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    ...BATMAN!!!

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    Zero chance the Reds miss the playoffs!

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    Joey Votto was waiting for me to be there in person before he did his first awesome baseball thing for 2013. WOOT!!!!

    BTW-Right before the bottom of the ninth inning, one of the things they showed on the big screen during the rally montage was Joey's Mother's Day walk off grand slam from last year. I think they may have known what was coming, LOL
    "I tried to play golf, but I found out I wasn't very good." -Joey Votto on his offseason hobby search

    An MLB.com reporter asked what one thing Votto couldn’t do. “I can’t skate or play hockey,” Votto said. “Well, I can skate ... but I can’t stop.”

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    The thread title should end with a period instead of an ellipses.

    Joey Votto is.

    Period.
    No Victims, by me

    The rest is drama.


    What begins at the water shall end there, and what ends there shall once more begin. --Straka

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    ...The celeb endorsment starbucks has been waiting for.

    AFAIK, starbucks has never had an endorsement deal with a celeb.

    This needs to happen.

    "Hello, eh. My name is Joey Votto, baseball mvp, fancy coffee drinker"
    Tim Hortons wouldn't be too thrilled with this!


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