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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    "Votto" translates in every known language to "Votto" in English.

    The only exception, is Klingon where "Votto" translates into English as "Mighty Canadian Metrosexual"
    "But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    You know, this has the makings of an all-time classic thread. Too damned funny.
    2014 predictions:
    99-63 WS champs (Cards take 2nd WC, Mil 3rd, Pit 4th, Chi 5th)
    Bruce/Votto neck and neck MVP race (neither takes it)
    Bailey CYA winner
    Hamilton ROY & GG

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Quote Originally Posted by Caveat Emperor View Post
    Some days, nothing beats a nice multi-shot espresso drink and a good book.

    Call me a fancy man if you must.
    You must be one of them fancy lads. Wanna buy a monkey?

    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Joey Votto is a baseball playing robot built in Canada with parts made in Japan.

    Domo arigato, Mr. Joey Votto.
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Joey Votto is still no Brian Dopirak.
    Baseball isn't a magic trick ... it doesn't get spoiled if you figure out how it works. - gonelong

    I'm witchcrafting everybody.

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Joey Votto is a warm cup of coffee.
    I see great things in baseball. It's our game.

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    Re: Joey Votto is...

    Quote Originally Posted by jredmo2 View Post
    This is perfect. Stealing for my avatar, hope that's ok.
    There is no such thing as a pitching prospect.


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