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    Random Thoughts

    Somewhere in another universe, there's a player named Bruce Jay who is hot when Jay Bruce is cold.

    How come Joey Votto never has visa problems?

    Why does a team that gives up the tying run to get an out give up an out to move a runner?

    Dusty's approach to bunting wouldn't be so bad if these guys were good at it.

    They bunt as if doing it well means it will be their job from now on.

    All the Reds need now is the Shin-Soo Choo of No. 4 hitters.

    I wonder how Reds pitching will fare against a less expensive lineup.

    Jay Bruce is the new Adam Dunn.

    Billy Hamilton may be fast but it's farther than it looks from Louisville to Cincinnati.

    If I were the Tim Horton's people, I'd go upscale with Joey Votto's.

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Fantastic. I usually come in expecting a lot from your Random Thoughts. This one exceeding my expectations. Love it!
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    I was laughing my head off already at number one. Good Stuff.
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Mid-Season form already? Now that is a major leaguer! You are setting the bar high there BCubb.
    Let's play two!!!

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    How come Joey Votto never has visa problems?

    Because he pays the bill on time?

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    You know the season has begun when the random thoughts kick in. Always a pleasure to read these.
    The third one gave me a headache, though.
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by BCubb2003 View Post

    Why does a team that gives up the tying run to get an out give up an out to move a runner?
    Mind = blown.

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    The third one gave me a headache, though.
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to read that multiple times to get it.

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Jay Bruce is the new Adam Dunn.

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Bruce Jay. Hahahaha.

    Good stuff.
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