So are you some kind of clown or something?
"But I do know Joey's sister indirectly (or foster sister) and I have heard stories of Joey being into shopping, designer wear, fancy coffees, and pedicures."
I like the material, agreed that the one liner thing is hard to pull off because you need a lot of material, but you seem good at it.
My personal take? Lose the ukelele during the monologue. I know it's like a security blanket but you'll be better off in the long run.
You need any one liners you come to me. $5 bucks a joke.
This one is free - my sex life is like Abraham Lincoln.........my last four scores were seven years ago.
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
- - Rowdy Roddy Piper
"It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
- - Fletch
That is a good one.
Thanks for the advice. In my defense the vast majority of the gig was sans instruments.
Amputees are just like everybody else:
They put their pants on one leg...
...and then they're done.
Nice work man. Keep it up and keep us posted.
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