If Jose Fernandez is the next Dwight Gooden, then Tony Cingrani must be the next Tom Browning.
Joey Votto's OPS is all O and no S.
Ryan Hannigan should write a book about pitching and leave it in each pitcher's locker.
If the Reds had eight Joey Vottos in the lineup, it would take a long time to score a run.
But he might finally get a decent pitch to hit.
I'd hire Rob Dibble just to throw at fans who do the Woo.