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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    To help out Jocketty when he gets stuck while working the New York Times Crossword Puzzle.

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    To pick it, stick it, flick it but not lick it.....
    "This isn’t stats vs scouts - this is stats and scouts working together, building an organization that blends the best of both worlds. This is the blueprint for how a baseball organization should be run. And, whether the baseball men of the 20th century like it or not, this is where baseball is going."---Dave Cameron, U.S.S. Mariner

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    Look good in a tux and find good museums on the road.

    Pay attention to the open sky

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    To explain that Edwin's spike in HRs in Toronto is not because it is 100 ft down the line.

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    He's obviously paid to vex the Brennaman's

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    To do different statuesque poses in the batters box..and sometimes old time black and white silent film funny swings.

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    He's paid to create conversational points on Redszone. Duh.
    "No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference." ~Tommy Lasorda

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    To read Doc's columns
    How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    Here are some pics I lifted from Twitter about this topic. Some are kinda funny.

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    To read opposing pitchers their Miranda Rights
    "On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    Translate the Brennamans' bunt and RISP rants into Spanish for his Latino teammates, complete with "Dios mio!"s and "Ay caramba!"s.
    "I can make all the stadiums rock."
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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    Quote Originally Posted by big boy View Post
    Here are some pics I lifted from Twitter about this topic. Some are kinda funny.
    #ThingsJoeyVottoDoesntGetPaidFor

    Newsflash!

    Joey Votto does not care about RBI.

    NEITHER SHOULD ANY OF US

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    The Wild Thing.
    "I can make all the stadiums rock."
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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    Quote Originally Posted by ervinsm84 View Post
    #ThingsJoeyVottoDoesntGetPaidFor

    From the name-tag I see that this is Votto's head on Tracy Jones' body. Glad that Tracy finally found appropriate work.

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    Re: Things the Reds pay Joey Votto to do

    Appease Cincinnati fans.
    "I can't take this homerism anymore." - 10xWSChamps, August 11, 2010. A Cardinals fan having a problem with all the homerism on Redszone. Classic.

    "Man do I miss the days where were didn't need a calculator and an encyclopedia of baseball metrics to enjoy a baseball game ... - MikeS21" - 8/2/12 game thread


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