Random Thoughts

[BCubb2003]

Some struggles are less titanic than others.

The Miami Marlins are the new St. Louis Browns.

There was a time when Reds fans envied the Marlins for winning once every five years at least.

The Marlins bullpen is so good the game is over by the 7th.

Anybody else have trouble spelling Hannahanrahanigan?

The Cardinals have been playing like their tree was struck by lightning.

The only problem with Choo is that he can't hit first, second, fourth and fifth.

Surprising that Votto's on the highest-paid list considering everything he's not paid to do.

[mdccclxix]

#4 and #8 got me good!

[mattfeet]

Love #1

[cumberlandreds]

I lkie number 7. Can we clone Choo?

[jhiller21]

I lkie number 7. Can we clone Choo?

Legally, no... but technically, yes! In 25 years we could have a starting lineup with many Choos.

If cloning was an option for the near distant future, here's my cloned lineup:

CF: Choo
SS: Choo
1B: Votto
2B: Phillips
LF: Choo
3B: Choo
RF: Choo
C: Choo
P: Chapman

The all-cloned 2038 Cincinnati Reds.

Of course you would have to bring up each Choo learning to play the respective positions, but it could be done

[mattfeet]

^While you're at it, clone Chapman 8 times and have each one pitch an inning. Devastating.

[Hoosier Red]

^While you're at it, clone Chapman 8 times and have each one pitch an inning. Devastating.

Matt the only problem is they'd have to concede every third game by pitching Joey HaynesMiltonClaussen because as we know Chapman can't pitch three days in a row.

Still 108-54 should probably get them in the playoffs.

[mattfeet]

^LOL